Whirled peas is what you get when everyone acts all mushy towards each other instead of sniping and backbiting. If the Iranians and Iraqis could learn to love one another and the rest of us we would be on the road to whirled peas. If the US would act more like a neighbor and less like the cops we would be on that road. If...

But I could go on and on.

Whirled peas would be an ideal attainable by giving everyone a cat and a banjo.