"Maid"?

What's this "Maid" business?

You were ratarsed, but in very safe hands (snigger) I'm sure.

Cardi is in guitar case so will be creased but present.

Quite a lot of people were firmly into alternative reality by the end of Saturday (you should have seen the state of Jim Mageean by 11 pm) - but for once I did not get Bardened on the opening night! And happily the Best Bitter at a mere 3.6 was easily the nicest tasting beer present: most tasted insufficiently settled to me and my indigestion has been playing up ever since.