Their salads are wilted, the lettuce is brown.
The 16-year-old manager just left town.
He was fired, you know, because just last night,
For the first time in 20 years, an order was right.

Inside it's a tossup which is less clean,
The tables, the toilet or the meat colored green.
If you eat anyway, and need a release,
Just slide to the john on the carpet of grease.