A bloke in Manchester is visiting Rusholme's curry mile.

He goes in a place at random & sits down.

The waiter comes to take his order.

Bloke, 'I'd like a Chicken Tarka, please'

Waiter 'Sir, Don't you mean a Chicken Tikka?'

Bloke 'No, a Chicken Tarka - it's like a Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter!' 8-)