Joe...just like the Texan who explained that he was driving across his 'rainch' (ranch) when his truck broke down, so got a 'rainch' (wrench) out to fix it, but in doing so, he 'rainched' (twisted uncomfortably) his arm, and got his hands dirty, so he had to get some water to 'rainch'(rinse) 'em off

( I also knew some kids who were always going across the 'filled')[field]