Peace... unfortunately, yes. Now, I haven't worn short pants since I was a youndg man, even though I have the legs of a squash player who could take on foes for several hours in a row.

Fact is, that is not in the statement of duties and qualifications for the position in question. If this degrades to a contest ala "Jaws movie scar comparison", I can send you pics by email that I would advise you not to open.

Now, back to the real question of who is less qualified... please?