Hey, Skivz... I was kinda thinkin' that you could be like, ahhhhh, the driver this time around... That way you ain't gotta get all emotionally twisted up in yer tummy like last time...

Of course, yer gonna have to set aside your passion for Yugos when you sit behind the wheel of the Floozie Stretch-vette but think about it this way... There was a time in yer life when ya' had to hide yer Mad magazines inside adulter magazines, right??? Well, this is kinda like that... We all gotta make some sacrifice... I mean, just look at me... Hey, I'd rather smoke pot and get drunk everyday but if I get elected then I'll prolly only be able to do that a couple times a week... See what I mean??? Hey, it's only four danged years, ain't it??? You can just put the Yugo in storage with a big old tarp over it to keep the dust off it...

What else???

Oh yeah... Amsterdam... I think that would be a cool place to have a White House... Yeah, we can put a windmill on the side of it and grow tulips around it... I hear that they bring you hash with yer salad in the finer resturants... No wonder folk quit immigrating to the US from Europe...

B~