Naaah, Morty, it has to be Cletus.

Let's face it, a Mudcat Presidential race is much more interesting than the dullard-fest going at the moment. Even our Septic mates have gotta agree with that!

Weren't it Hazlitt who scribed that political parties are like rival stagecoaches, on the same road, going to the same destination, splashing mud on each other?

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