Now I know! I always thought, and I don't know why, the numeric version of dyslexic was dysnumerate and of dyslexia was dysnumeracy! Wonder where i got that from?

Anyway - Can I do the first dyscalculic joke?

Did you hear about the mega computer that though the answer to the universe and everything was 24?

No?

Oh well, I'll get my coat...

DeG