Yup, sounds like Texas, all right. How about that great old Robert W. Service poem, "The Cremation of Sam McGee"? That might cool you down. You could also rent the "Titanic" video and watch it over and over again, if you can put up with hearing Celine Dion one more time...to add atmosphere, watch it while lying back in a bathtub full of ice water...or rum and coke on the rocks. In the latter case, be careful not to pass out from the CO2 and alcohol fumes, though..."my heart will go o-o-o-o-o-o-n and o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-n-n-n-n-n" (and on, and on, and...)

Greetings from rainy, overcast, but somewhat summery Ontario...Hey! The sun just came out. All right!!!