East Rivington Neighbourhood Watch
Newsletter October 2009

Since the shocking revelations of the gory murder of one Miss Lucinda Wan were lately revealed by police, reports of local events on the thread which is home to the re-imagined village of East Rivington, appeared to go suspiciously quiet for several weeks. A bearded homeless man, was however very recently observed loitering around the area, making sound recordings on a small hand-held electronic device. When questioned by a local interfering busybody, he claimed to be merely 'listening to curlews'. He was also observed in the company of a bare footed woman, with dreadfully "dirty toes", and worryingly, amongst a number of allegedly stolen items, she was also seen to be carrying a "sharp knife".

We have also received a number of phone-calls from residents concerned that the Man in the Moon has suddenly disappeared. On clear nights he is usually to be seen taking his regular constitutional stroll across the starry sky. Police are keen to question the bare-footed woman in connection with his disappearance. Local police are also keen to question NASA concerning the sudden disappearance.

Anyone with any further information on any of these matters, or indeed any other suspicious sightings in the re-Imagined village, should please contact "The re-Imagined village" thread directly.