Okay, if a little pain is all it takes to make you happy, there's this lady named Madame Helga and her assistant, Doctor Lash. They're really erudite and all; heck, they've read all the classics like "Venus In Furs" and "120 Dasy Of Sodom" in the original languages! And they have an apprenticed, Miss Birch, they're training.

Let me know if you need their address. I've never visited them myself.