Well, hell, that settles it. Ol' Bobert ain't no American citizen cuz he warn't borned in a State or a Territory or even on a Army base in Panama er someplace.

All Hail President Bobert the One of Yurp!

Long live the President!

And as yer President of Vice, would you like some of these DELICIOUS candies? I got them from this little store in Rome called "Borgia's Bon-Bons".