""Maybe it was a bit risky, but hey I'm an edgy kind of humourist! And as you said upthread, if we have to explain our jokes, they wouldn't be so funny.."

If that's a fair comment, does it only apply to you?"

Sorry Lox, I was taking the piss out of my own anti-Catholic joke man. It wasn't intended as a 'fair comment'. It was intended as a ironic comment, pointing out the problem with needing to explain "edgy" jokes in the first place. Actually I can't even remember now what I meant - I've had too much cider. Maybe I'll try and pick up the thread when sober!

Otherwise, I'm doubly definitely not going into fuckin' stand-up...