I keep a quart of acetone around. The cops might think I make meth, but I don't. I use it as a solvent. Really.

Dan, you might like Mistress Helga. She starts out by making you wear a tight, wet, rawhide thong jockstrap and then she uses a hairdryer to custom fit it to you. Then she gets serious, but you should know she no longer uses the barbed brank. I shan't go further but shall let you find out for yourself.