Unless the idea is just to get Mbo revved up... in which case...

Hey, everyone, I think [insert band/singer/musician/trained monkey] really has lost it. I mean, they're [killing/reinventing/painting Monet's lost masterpiece all over] music as we know it. Seriously! [band/singer/musician/favorite brand of snack cake] is the end of [pop/folk/pubic hair fiddle] music as we know it.

Anyone care to add? Then we can just figure out who likes what band and start plugging in names...

M