Bejeezus woman, but you're shameless! A pint of Bailey's and you're Mudcat's very own Jezebel, what with your fishnets and lipstick...
Me? I'll just offer them a firm handshake (c'mon 'Spaw - promise you won't rise to that) as befits a splendid bunch of chaps who have already provided me with enough scope for procrastination at work to last a lifetime!