I recently discovered down below, that there's actually a conservative rewrite of aspects of the new testament that are deemed too 'liberal'!

The Eye of a Needle is interesting in Christian folklore, with many so-called Christians believing their man was referring to a narrow passageway in Jerusalem called The Eye of the Needle, which it might be difficult to get a camel down, but not altogether impossible. Of course no such passageway ever existed, and JC was nailing a rather inconvenient truth for the wealthy consistent with the rest of his teachings.

Seems we might therefore dub these Conservative Christian Revisionists Burn Again Christians.