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Thread #124081 Message #2745624
Posted By: GUEST,Peter Laban
14-Oct-09 - 11:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: Tommy Teirnan - raving racist or what?
Subject: RE: BS: Tommy Teirnan - raving racist or what?
Just to step away from Tommy Tiernan, an e-mail with the subject line 'a little Irish Racism' fell in my inbox just now. Worse, the same or equally bad taste as the holocast jokes? Also note which official bodies the e-mail circulated before being forward.
I don't like getting this sort of uninvited 'funny' stuff by the way.
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