The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2746126
Posted By: Amos
14-Oct-09 - 09:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Ya gotta stretch or cli[p the sllables and imagine a lot R&B band backing you up:



Hey sweet Momma, put your paddle in with me
I got the sweetest little kayak boat that you ever did see,
If the weather's wet, never mind, just wait and see
We can run through the woods in my four-wheel ATV!

I got a F250 truck with four wheel drive
A fifth wheel trailer RV
I got two dirt bikes for running side-by-side
And a great big double-barreled high-lifter dirt-moving dooly-wheeled SUV!


When the evening comes come and cuddle up, honey,
I got a wide-screen flat TV!
You can whip up margaritas in my Cuisinart
And ride the LAZBoy while we watch in full HD!

I got a F250 truck with four wheel drive
A fifth wheel trailer RV
I got two dirt bikes for running side-by-side
And a great big double-barreled high-lifter dirt-moving dooly-wheeled SUV!


I got a ride-'em mower with a blower attached
If you want to get up and do the yard.
And for all these toys, girl, you don't want to ask,
I put them all on my credit card!

I got a F250 truck with four wheel drive
A fifth wheel trailer, you bet
I got two dirt bikes for running side-by-side
And a great big double-barreled high-percentage soul-sucking, life-draining mountain of debt!!!!