Sorry, Mom, but I don't do pickup trucks. I don't have one. But my brother does!

Last year he took a riding lawn mower off his truck. He did this all by himself, using a ramp. He also managed to dump it off the ramp and onto himself, tearing the heck out of his right shoulder in the process. Just for him we were writing a little ditty called "The Dumbshit Blues" but never finished it, as he threatened us with extreme bodily harm.