The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2746721
Posted By: Ed T
15-Oct-09 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Was it pick up lines, or pick up trucks?
Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.
Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.
Howdy. You're not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?
Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You're hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!
A few more beers, and I'd probly do ya.