It probably won't happen, but I can't wait for 100,000 British Nationals of Asian and African origin to sign up and, in the interests of British Nationals everywhere, vote in a whole new set of policies.

I wonder what ideas for new policies folks on this site might wish to suggest.

My only idea so far is that the elected leader (Nick Griffin) be required to show BNP support annually for Gay Pride by leading the parade in a pink Mankini and leg warmers, surrounded by a crack team of transvestites.

He would then be sent on fact finding missions to the slums of Brazil, the Bronx, the shanty towns around johannesburg and the gaza strip where it would be his job to explain to the locals what issues he has spent his life supporting and why.