Sounds delicious, Jack!


More bad translations from other languages:

Sign for charcoal packages in Sagano, Japan:
"A bamboo is burned and bamboo charcoal is being made charcoal.
When this charcoal is put in water a minus ion accruses, and becomes the water which is good for the body.
Besides, I can have it use a deodorant."



(Maybe if the accursed bamboo had used that deodorant you wouldn't have had to burn the poor thing?)