The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2748226
Posted By: Rapparee
19-Oct-09 - 05:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Here's yet another song to cheer your day, Amos! I learned it from my dear old Grandmother.

Put on your old grey bustle
And get out there and hustle
Tomorrow the mortgage's coming due;
Put your ass in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get five take two.

Put on those old pink panties
That used to be your aunties
We're going for a hustle in the hay
With a hole in the middle
Where you uncle used to diddle
In the good old fashioned way.

Put on that old grey corset
If it don't fit force it
The boys are minding it today
As the bee's make honey
Get out and make some money
In the good old-fashioned way,

Put on that old blue ointment
The crabs' disappointment
And we'll kill those buggers where they lay;
Though it scratches and itches
It'll kill those sons of bitches
In the good old-fashioned way.