I remember seeing Southport Swords at Whitby when they had forgotten to bring their swords and persuaded a local DIY shop to "Loan" some rolls of wallpaper which they used. Suffice to say that the car park they danced on was knee deep in paper by the end.
Does anyone remember Rev. K. Loveless refusing to begin his workshop on Carols until I and several others had extinguished our fags.