Songbob: That last one continues:

Now, that bishop was nobody's fool.
He'd been to divinity school.
    So he hauled down his breeches
    And screwed those two witches
With his holy episcopal tool.

Now, one of those girls was named Sue,
And Sue said, when the Bishop got through,
    "The vicar was quicker
    And slicker and thicker
And two inches longer than you."