The scarey part of this is that all you gonna be on the same team... We ain't startin' no new roller derby league here... We're just gonna raise some money and kick some butt... Okay, alot of butt...
Oh, seein' as this is my idea I don't reckon that I should have to coach these broads, ahhhhh, ladies, too so I reckon that the poor ol' Capt'n hisself, seein' as he has a knack for the gettin' the mostest outta womenz, ougtta step up to the plate here and coach... Of course Amos *thinks* he's up to the task as he has been trainin' for the Capt'ns job when the Capt'n hangs up his harpoon but, between you and me, Amos ain't ready yet... Close, mind you, but not prime time... But ya'll don't say nuthin' to Amos about me sayin' that 'cause we know how touchy them left coaster can get...