I have learned almost the same version as u mark

fell from a window, a second story window
caught my eyelash on the sill, sill
Go get an axe, there's a fly on baby's mustache
A boy's best friend is his mother
(I'm a lier, you're another)
Presents make the heart grow fonder
Peroxide makes the hair grow blonder
Christmas comes but once a year
My father shot a horse
Bang!
I LOVE CAMP!!!