I don't unnnerstand this connection with between Moby Dick and Kendall's Harpoon... Is this like code talk here???
But nevermind, there's lotta stuff I don't unnerstand... More every day, might of fact... But one thing I do unnerstand is that the Mudwomenz Jammers ain't to be messed with... I think it's gonna take more than the Capt'n here to keep this gang in checks (no, not the money kind, womenz...) so I reckon that Under-Capt'n Amos is gonna have to pitch a few peas in the pot, too... I'd be more than happy to lend a hand 'cept I got this, ahhhhhh, bad knee... Ol' football injury an', well, it just wouldn't be a good idea fir me to be out there wrestlin' with the opponents during the time outs... So I'll be the skinny guy in the upper deck with the cooler full of Iron City and the rubber chicken...
BTW, I think Shane has some things onfuzerated about roller derby womenz that needs a little clearin' up...