IT IS TO ME

It wasn't done for pleasure
And it wasn't done for spite
And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright
She had always done the slightest thing
That Mom and Poppa bid
When they said Lizzie cut it out
Well...that's exactly what she did
But you can't chop your Father up in Massachusetts
Not even if it's planned as a surprise ("Surprise!")
And you can't chop your Mother up in Massachusetts
You know how neighbors love to criticize.