Miss Mary, we celebrate your generosity of...spirit and your full...enthusiasm for life. The most upfront of all the lasses of the Mudcat, we celebrate you and hope yu will always figure in the forefront of our lives. You will be happy to know your nomination for sainthood has been advanced another urng up the long ladder of hierarchical auhtoritarian opinion, and we are sure it is destined for ultimate bountiful success.

With dazed affection,


Fr. Dualis Hypnoticus Enormus
Keeper of Advanced Records, Ballistics, and Flying Buttresses

The Brotherhood of Keepers of the DIvine Curve