Mary, I'm sorry I missed congratulating you on your very birthday day. But I congratulate you on the anniversary of your nativity yesterday. I know you weren't born yesterday, and you're nobody's fool. But the anniversary of your nativity was yesterday, I understand, and I hope it was a happy one.

So here's a joke for your birthday. A nephew is staring at his aunt at a birthday dinner his mother is holding for her sister. Finally the aunt says: "Jimmy why are you staring at me".

And Jimmy says: "I want to see you drink like a fish."