So when do all the Polish jokes start?


Cover it with carpet and the cat might figure out what to do with it.
Would you use carpet tacks or good old-fashioned Southern Pole Tacks? Does one discriminate between the two?


"What DO Harris and Gallup see in these things?"


"O, you PoleKats, can't you dance the Polka?"


"If I wait here long enough, those Mudcatters are bound to thread to this post........"


Sent from pillar to post with no place to pillar my head and about to go Postal.....