"But if your hair is 'too long', you happen to be out 'too late', or you look a bit 'funny' in any way, be prepared to be harassed by enthusiastic young coppers "

Bloody hell, if that was the case, my lad would arrest me every time he came over to see me or met me in the street! LOL!!!!

(I could tell you some stories about how coppers behave off duty!)