Tam remember it's po' white trash shite, that doesn't aspire to worthy yet faux pretentions of 'authenticity'.
It's OK. Just get with the programme and *do* learn to know your place: you're in the UK now after all, my dear.

You'll know when you finally fit in, once your arthritis has anchored your head into that 'just so' position, where you can peer quaintly but submissively up to your betters - educationally, socially, economically (you get it, it's a fucking long list...)
Just as well really that the arthritis is starting to set in. Good luck with it, I'm still almost young and rebellious..