The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2754054
Posted By: Janie
27-Oct-09 - 09:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hey MOM, I got home to find an invitation for a party stuck in my door!
I can hear the gospel fully preached and explained and they ain't gonna pass the collection plate neither! AND, they are doing it in a tent! Beats doing it in the road, I guess, what with the hard asphault and all.
All I have to do is answer "The Big Question", according to one of the two flyers stuck in the door. And it's an easy one.
And I quote:
The big question is "Have you been born again?" It is not: "Have you joined a church?" or "Are you trying to do your best?" or "Are you religious" - but "Are you twice born?"
Well, maybe not so easy a question. What if I've been born again, and again, and again, and again? That's more than twice.