Of course the Moon (note the CAPITAL !) is made of green cheese.

Didn't Wallace and Gromit prove this ??

PS. Your Mummy might not like me saying this - but - the Doctor doesn't bring babies in his Case,

(Sharp intake of breath.)

Babies are found

(oh dear I don't know whether England will ever forgive me - all this time I have been saying

GRIT YOUR TEETH AND THINK OF THE EMPIRE)

babies are found under goosebery bushes.

Oh, the shame. My mummy said I couldn't ever tell ANYONE about this.

I'll die and I'll go to Hell won't I