Bettnh,
Zo yoov ne'er 'eard ov Dorshter? Ow abowt Crukern or Beminster? Praps tiz cuz yoom baint narn O we. Like wold vor en now wuld zay.

The phrases that sent me racing to the internet (English Dictionary being a complete 'waste of time) have been 'Hard' and 'Soft' Skills - and 'Cascading Doughnuts'. The latter, had someting to do with communication, apparently.