I am all for some Peer (as in House of Lords) abuse. The more juvenile the better. Pie fight would be good start.

And there is this ginger abuse

The sketch can have applications to Mudcat problem.

Sorry, don't mean to belittle this very serious problem. IMO for children up to a certain age a racist incident doesn't have the same meaning as it does for the adult teachers and parents. To highlight it is only going to make a bigger division and more long lasting.