Poohie! Now every time we do The Souling Song some twep is going to think it's a Sting song. What utter drivel. Hallowe'en, eh? You'd be better off listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfj0oOv240M

The lanes are very dirty, my shoes are very thin,
I've got a little pocket to put a penny in...