Chongo is renting out his coffin at a monthly charge to anyone who's interested in using it in advance of Chongo's own demise (which is not expected for some time yet). He says it's a good way for him to raise a little extra cash, and that after he kicks off he won't really care who else was in it, "because the dead ain't fussy about accomodations".

Only $50 a month! What a deal, eh?

Note: the rental contract stipulates that should Chongo die during a month in which the coffin has already been rented out, then the contract shall be terminated within 24 hours of Chongo's death, the coffin returned to Chongo's executor, and the money shall be refunded to the lessee commensurate with the number of days remaining in that month following the date of Chongo's demise.