effing English. Screw the lesser lessor thing. I'm going back to the less confusing American. The renter.

If I as the renter were already dead, how could I make a contract to rent for a while. I would only rent it while still alive, but expecting to be dead.

If dead doesn't happen, then what?

I am intrigued by the sliding bottom coffin. I like clever gadgets.

Sorry Chongo. Even though I really like chimps and much as I would love to have been laid out in your coffin (even for the short term), I think Mr. Rapaire's deal is the better one.

Can you offer anything else?