My Very Own Brother offers a coffer that will fit anyone up to and including eight feet three inches tall, for it telescopes into itself without affecting the sliding bottom at all! And the sliding sizes aren't noticeable at all to those gathered to mourn or cheer your passing! It is also expandable in height and width, so no matter WHAT your waist size, you're sure to fit!

My Very Own Brother: Providing Coffins To The Hoi Polloi Since 1:47 p.m. MCT, October 31, 2009. (NYSE: MVOBC)