Can anyone add to the following list of non-songs:

(A la Nat King Cole) "Unforgettable, that's... um...."

"You made me love you,
You woke me up to do it, you woke me up to do it"

"I'm just a girl who cain't say n.. n.. n..."

Or in the folk idiom:

"The gallant frigate Amphirite, she sank in Plymouth sound"

"The rain is softly falling, and the Oggy Man's still there"

"As I was a walking down Paradise Street, ... nothing happened"

"My name it is Van Gogh, lend an ear, lend an ear..."

From the 60s:

"My trousers they are baggy, I know they are, I know they are
I had them made so they would catch the wind."

There must be hundreds of others. Please send them in.

Tradsinger