I was in North Augusta, SC the other day. I saw a bumper sticker.

"Do you follow Jesus this closely."

A fine sentiment whether meant ironically or sincerely, I am sure.

But I was sorely tempted to approach the driver, as he filled his tank and say the following....


"Why yes I DO!!! Sir!!"

"I am the paint on the Lord's bumper!!!"

There was something else I thought about saying, about being so far up as to be able to say what he had for breakfast, but discretion prevailed and I kept my own smart ass council.