It occurs to me, Mister Ed, that you might enjoy MOAB Roulette. What you do, see, is wiggle your mouse around the grid of page numbers at the top of the page and click randomly on one of them. Lo!! A whole period of MOAB history, redolent with rich creative humor and spicy ne'er-do-well rejoinders, will unfold before your eyes for your meditating pleasure. From this exercise you will garner, over time, many deep and fulfilling insights. We ask nothing in exchange beyond writing them down and explaining these discoveries to the rest of us.

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