The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #124297   Message #2758156
Posted By: Young Buchan
02-Nov-09 - 03:49 PM
Thread Name: Humphrey Smith - destroyer of British folk music
Subject: RE: Humphrey Smith - destroyer of British folk music
My name it Sam Smith, I sell beer, I sell beer.
My name it Sam Smith, I sell beer.
My name it Sam Smith, and my problem it is this:
People sing when they get pissed on my beer, on my beer.
People sing when they get pissed on my beer.

So I'm going to cut it out, you shall hear, you shall hear.
So I'm going to cut it out, you shall hear.
I'm going to cut it out; you can vomit, fight or shout
But one ballad and you're out, out of here, out of here.
But one ballad and you're out, out of here.

And if Cecil Sharp himself came round here, came round here.
And if Cecil Sharp himself came round here.
If Cecil Sharp himself was restored to life and health
I would boot him out myself, never fear, never fear.
I would boot him out myself, never fear.

And if when to heaven I go from down here, from down here,
And if when to heaven I go from down here,
If when to heaven I go, angels harp a psalm or two
I'll just boot them down Below, never fear, never fear.
I'll just boot them down Below, never fear.