Ah YES, at last. Me tape wore out years ago.

Oh, one night in a bar I was having a jar,
When me destiny did beckon
For a vision burst in on top of me thirst
And flattened me pint in a second
Twas a lady fair with short blond hair
And her beauty would shame all queens
With her glistening lips and her twisting hips
And her schlim fittin' Levi jeans.

I schlid offa me stool, observed me first rule
I checked me flies and me fawn-ya
And got ready for a story of glitter and glory
Like Diarmuid agus Grainne
Well me opening line was "howya sunshine",
"how's it going? me name is John"
And with a toss of her head this Goddess said
"I'm Chantal De Champignon"

Brilliant stuff, you gotta get it

Fergus