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Subject: RE: Daft instructions
From: GUEST,Dave the cookieless (at the mo) Gnome - PM
Date: 02 Aug 01 - 06:29 PM

Best one is the old instructions on a famous deodorant (sp?) - Remove lid and push up bottom....;-)

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I tried a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk, but when I fart, it smells great.